"The World is Mine"

Aug 12 '13
I do not fail. I succeed in finding what does not work.
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Aug 12 '13
grantthomasfivey:

The question we all want the answer to!

grantthomasfivey:

The question we all want the answer to!

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Aug 12 '13

The Amazing Frankie Boyle

  • Frankie Boyle: You've gone on record as saying there's nothing about the Human Body that can disgust you - You've thrown down a challenge. And it's a challenge my scrotum is pleased to accept. My balls look like the two balloons you'd find hanging around a light fitting when the police kick down a dead pensioners front door.
  • Frankie Boyle: I have to admit, I had sex with my girlfriend when she was asleep, but it was different because she was awake when I started
  • Frankie Boyle: If I was invisible for a day i'd kick a mime artist to death.
  • Frankie Boyle: But isn't Christmas kinda national gay day? Frilly lights, tinsel, singing, egg nog, having sex with your uncle? What's that?
  • Frankie Boyle: Good ol' Whitney Houston. The family said 'At least she was clean when she died'. She must have been, she was in the bath for an hour.
  • Frankie Boyle: Anyone else find it ironic that Steve Jobs got thinner as his laptops got thinner.
  • Frankie Boyle: I wish Eamonn Holmes had died from a heart attack so massive that his screams rebounded off the moon and crushed Tokyo.
  • Frankie Boyle: Justin Beiber was accused of fathering a baby, he said judge me on my music... Guilty!
  • Frankie Boyle: People say [Child Birth] is wonderful, it's magical - It's also watching your beautiful wife take a shit on a babies head.
  • Frankie Boyle: Pretty good pictures of Prince Harry turned up from Las Vegas. What's he doing in Las Vegas. He's a Ginger in a desert. He can get skin cancer from a crescent moon.
  • Frankie Boyle: I reckon as a culture, we're about six months away from having product placement on the fucking news. "A British soldier died today in Kandahar after stepping on a land mine... Should have gone Specsavers."
  • Frankie Boyle: I couldn't get tickets for the synchronised woman's swimming so instead I watched a woman drown through a kaleidoscope.

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